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released December 30, 2012



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Live From The Barrage Queens, New York

Live From The Barrage is a radio show from Queens, NY that broadcasts live (almost) every Friday night at 8pm ET. Hear our podcast on iTunes.

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Track Name: The Old Sports Song
it's time for Sports Fast Forward
fast forward this part if you don't like sports (you big pussy)
buy me some peanuts and Cracker-jacks
Mario and the Squeeze Gang Rap Attack
'cus it's goosh, goosh, goosh, for the home team
if they don't win what a shame, cuz!
'cus it's one, two, PAGAN YOU HOT at the old ball gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmme
Track Name: Mario Rap
my friends are skells, my friends are scallions
but that's ok 'cus I'm Italian
my hair is greasy, clothes are sleazy
don't like it hard, I like it easy
and when I rap I let everyone know
they're rappin' with the man they call, Mario!
now listen up when I spell
the name you know and love so well
[O is for the R, name?]
M is for the name that you know so well
A is for the rap that's A-OK
R is for a rock like rockin' the house
I is for in like in your blouse, I said
I said O-R-I-A-M, that's my name from the other end
listen up (unintelligible) that's the name you spell, MARIO!